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Lincoln Rogers is a writer, photographer, and poet who focuses on stories, people, and events set in the American West. That is his neighborhood, and you are a welcome visitor. ~ Cowboy Code: If it’s not yours, don’t take it. If it’s not true, don’t say it. If it’s not right, don’t do it. ~

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Humorous Equine Definitions

Hey Pards,

It's been waaaaaaay too long since I last posted, and for that I do apologize. To make up for it, I thought I would bring a smile along with me today. I found a website containing some horse "definitions" I thought were kinda funny (most of 'em, anyway). They include definitions like:

Barn Sour: An affliction common to horse people in northern climates during the winter months. Trudging through deep snow, pushing wheelbarrows through snow and beating out frozen water buckets tend to bring on this condition rapidly.

Endurance Ride: The end result when your horse spooks and runs away with you in the woods.

Feed: Expensive substance utilized in the manufacture of large quantities of manure.

You can find the rest here. I hope you enjoy!

Lincoln

"Don't let your horse come home without ya!"

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